So my birthday was on Monday the 20th. I turned 26. yay... pfft. anyway. I went out with my wonderful friends and played pool and got drunk.. My fiancee took it upon himself to tell the poolhall that it was my birthday. Well they decided to announce it on the loud speaker. Cool. But then i notice our waitress come around the corner with a huge wooden paddle. thick wooden paddle. i am all of 5'5" and about 110. the paddle was huge to me. lol.. anyway, so she comes to our table area and says if anyone wants to hit her with this, they gotta buy her a shot.. so my 6'5" 280lb roommate decided to take advantage. gee thanks... he buys me a shot, then whacks me a good on one my behind. the outcome: lets just say i couldn't sit down at all the next day. it is 3 days later and my behind has a huge DARK PURPLE square on it. good thing i didn't remember much else after that..lol..

all in all... great freakin time!!!!